Washing your ass after taking a shit can't be postponed as scratching away an itch. Releaving yourself from such predicament has to be prompt.
Your life is a huge disaster waiting to happen. If you have not experienced it yet, don't worry there will be an occasion in your life wherein you will be whacked big time and your life will turn upside down squeezing all what you've got as if the end of the world is like a giant ugly fiery elephant stomping at you reducing you to a pulp and you just can't die. A discomforting experience will kick you out of your little comfort zone. If you are lucky and you had the guts to resist the glorious invite of the noose knot, or if your prefer hangman's knot, you will find yourself in a different journey of life. And this change will bring you to a kind of itch, a search, of the real purpose of your own existence. This kind of itch is called in mysticism as the Huge Itch or the God's Itch. (well, I made that up :P)
If Huge Itch comes knocking at your door welcome it. The great Huge Itch found you at last. Don't panic. Don't run. You can't go anywhere. You can't hide. You have to eventually face it yourself and scratch it yourself. Deal with it calmly and the Itch will reveal the truth of your own Being, the reason that why you can't hide, why you can't run, why you can't go anywhere and that is because the God's Itch is an invite to see who you really are.
A man who doesn't know who he really is, is frightened of Life; also frightened of Death. The God's Itch, the glorious Huge Itch will prove to be the only answer of Everything. Who am I? Who am I? who am i?..............................